Saw Small Kid with Huge Backpack (SKHB) across the street this morning. He looked even more like an old man than usual because he was wearing these big ass beige old man shorts. I kept staring wishing I could take a picture. Just then he looked up and shot this terrifying glare right into my eyes.

You know me and you know I've seen some frightening things in my life. I'm talking some Blair Witch Project shit. But that little kid's death stare chilled me to the bone. He had these dark circles around his eyes and his skin looked like all the life had been sucked out of it.

Threw me off my game for the whole rest of the day.